lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

awkwardvagina:

my mum told me that a week before i was born she was having severe contractions and was sent to hospital and they were all ready for me to come out and even gave my her an epidural but then i ‘gave up’ all of a sudden until the following week and that is the story of how i procrastinated my own birth

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

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